Golf on Christmas Day
Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and, without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his friends and play a round.

His mates all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority; figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first man said, "This game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off ."

The second player said, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I promised her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third said "Well my wife is at home admiring her new Jaguar car, reading the manual."

They all turned to the last one in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said, `Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning -- intercourse or golfcourse '
She said, "Don't forget your sweater."