Football Wisdom
| Florida's Will Muschamp on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words." ______________________________ Why do Tennessee fans wear orange? So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday and pick up trash on Monday. ______________________________ What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs? Drool. ______________________________ How many Ohio State freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a sophomore course. ______________________________ What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit? " "Will the defendant please rise." ______________________________ If three Louisiana football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer. ______________________________ How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend? There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck. ______________________________ What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? A full set of teeth. ______________________________ UCLA Coach Jim Mora is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; the other half will have to dress themselves. ______________________________ How is the Indiana football team like an opossum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road. ______________________________ Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car? He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche. ______________________________ How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza. ______________________________ What are the longest three years of a Clemson football player's life? Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III. |
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