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Sunday, December 09, 2012

Attention: Sports Fans

Football Wisdom


Florida's Will Muschamp on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words." 
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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange? 
So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday and pick up trash on Monday. 
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs? 
Drool. 
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How many Ohio State freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb? 
None. That's a sophomore course. 
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What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit? " 
"Will the defendant please rise." 
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If three Louisiana football players are in the same car, who is driving? 
The police officer. 
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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend? 
There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck. 
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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? 
A full set of teeth. 
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UCLA Coach Jim Mora is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; the other half will have to dress themselves. 
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How is the Indiana football team like an opossum? 
They play dead at home and get killed on the road. 
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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car? 
He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche. 
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How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch? 
Pay him for the pizza. 
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What are the longest three years of a Clemson football player's life? 
Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III. 

  
 

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