What to do in a Terrorist Attack

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What to do in a Terrorist Attack 

The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov. displaying
public service symbols for terrorism readiness, in the tradition of the old "duck and
cover" campaigns after WWII.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean
anything! Here are a few guesses about what they mean:
[see graphic]
 If you have set yourself on fire, do not run
 If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are bald, yell really
loud.
 If you spot a terro