A ventriloquist gave a show in a small-town bar. He
Was going through his usual jokes poking fun at the
Rednecks, when a big strapping man in the audience
stood up and said, "I've heard enough of your smart-
alec hillbilly jokes. We ain't stupid in these parts!"
unsure of what to do, the ventriloquist began to
apologize profusely, but the angry guy stopped him,
Yelling, "You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to
the stupid little guy on your knee!"
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