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Saturday, February 23, 2013

Dead Cat

A little Girl goes up to her Dad and says, Daddy when my cat died, why did its legs go in the air? 

Daddy replies, "well its legs were in the air like that to make it eaiser for Jesus to grab hold oh him and pull him into heaven."

"Oh my gosh, says the girl that means Mummy almost died this morning ! "

"what do you mean by that ?" asks the Dad, 

"well" replies the girl "when I looked into Mummy's room she was lying on the bed with her legs in the air shouting 'Jesus I'm coming' and if it hadn't been for the postman holding her down he would have got her !"

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