BEST QUOTES [we do not vouch for these]

1) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can
fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone)

2) "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks
or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no
matter how bad it is." (Barbara Bush)-

3) "Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word
meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his
wallet. " (Robin Williams)

4) "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need
a place. " (Billy Crystal)

5) "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to
find a woman I don't like and just give her a house"
(Rod Stewart)

6) "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is
a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men
dressed like black pimps." (Tiger Woods)

7) " Women complain about premenstrual syndrome,
but I think of it as the only time of the month that
I can be myself. " (Roseanne)

8) "According to a new survey, women say they
feel more comfortable undressing in front of men
than they do undressing in front of other women.
They say that women are too judgmental, whereas, of
course, men are just grateful. " (Robert De Niro)

9) AND THE NUMBER ONE QUOTE IS: " See, the problem
is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and there is only
enough blood to run one at a time. "(Robin Williams)