Four-time bride

A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress. "You can't wear white.", reminds the sales clerk, "You've been married three times already." "Of course I can, I'm a virgin!", says the bride. "Impossible", says the sales clerk. "Unfortunately not.", the bride explained, "My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it. "My second husband was a gynaecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it. "My third husband was a stamp collector.... God I miss him."