Johnnie Cochran

Marsha Clark telephones a law office and says: "I want to speak to Mr. Cochran, the lawyer."

The receptionist replies: "I’m sorry but he died last week."

The next day she phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies "I told you yesterday, he died last week."

The next day she calls again and asks to speak to Johnnie Cochran.

By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says "I keep telling you that he died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

Clark says, "Because I just love hearing it."

An old joke reworked.