Ah, Television

Our Hero, Dr. Stephen Connor: "Call all the hospitals. All the emergency rooms. Call all the police departments. Coroners. Everyone between here and Chicago."

Eva Rossi, the press liaison for a team of highly skilled doctors and scientists from the National Institutes of Health (NIH): "Okay." [then she picks up the telephone receiver]

PRICE OF PLEASURE
10pm 2004-11-19 ALL NEW!
DR. CONNOR AND TEAM INVESTIGATE DEATHS OF ADULT FILM STARS -- When a porn star falls into a coma, Dr. Connor (Neal McDonough) and his team arrive in Los Angeles only to discover that two other adult film actresses have died -- and just as they begin to think that the source is a form of sexually transmitted disease, a squeaky-clean suburban mother falls ill and displays the same respiratory symptoms. But Dr. Durant's (Kelli Williams) research reveals another possibility that the women suffer from a toxic species of bacteria that can be traced to a common elective surgery. Christopher Gorham, Anna Belknap and Troy Winbush also star. TV-14

This warning from the Centers for Disease Control: AVOID BRAIN DAMAGE. DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS DRECK DIALOGUE.

If you want to watch this show, better do it quickly before the writers commit hari kari due to the total shame of producing this cartoon. This can be filed under both hackneyed cliche and sledge hammer all at the same time.

Kelli should have waited for the right movie or product endorsement deal. It ain't Pericles.