Amazon.co.uk: Customer Discussions: Tell us a Joke 2

Amazon.co.uk: Customer Discussions: Tell us a Joke 2: "Posted on 11 Jan 2015 22:01:32 GMT



Veedub says:

A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub down on George street, Edinburgh. She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "Whit man here will buy a lady a drink?



The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, a bleary-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Gie the ballerina a drink!"  The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.



She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them revealing the same hairy armpit and asked, "Whit man here will buy a lady a drink?



 Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"



The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina' ?"



The drunk replied, "Any wuman who can lift her leg that high has got tae be a ballerina."



Veedub says:

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asks, "Do you know her?"



"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."



"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?""