Mohammad Goes to School

Eight year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
 
"Mohammad", he replied.
 
"You're in America now", replied the teacher. "So from now on you will be known as Frank."
 
Mohammad returned home after school.
 
"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.
 
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in America and now my name is Frank."
 
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion?

Shame on you!" And his mother beat him.
 
Then she called his father, who beat him again.
 
The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his bruises.
 
"What happened to you, Frank?", she asked.
 
"Well, shortly after becoming an American I was attacked by two fucking Muslims!”