Traffic stop strategy

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I t was suspended after my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the
registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman
who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK!?!?

Driver: Yes sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately radios his captain. The car was
quickly surrounded by police and the captain approached the driver.

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure, here it is.
The license was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine officer. Here's the registration.
The driver owned the car.

Captain: Cuold you slowly open the glove box so I can see if there's a
gun in it?

Driver: Yes sir, but there's no gun in the glove box.
Sure enough, no gun.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a
dead body in it.

Driver: No problem
Trunk opened, no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told
him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box and
a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, and I bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.