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Monday, February 24, 2003

This is not very charitable either!

> Subject: Ahhh, the French!
> Q: How many French troops does it take to defend Paris?
> A: No one knows. It's never been tried.
> Q: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
> A: The Army.
> Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
> A: Five. Four in reverse, and one forward gear (in case the enemy
> attacks from
> behind).
> Q: What will France's greatest war contribution be to Iraq?
> A: Teaching them how to surrender.
> Q: What's the difference between a Frenchman and an onion?
> A: Nobody cries when you cut up a Frenchman.
> Q: Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
> A: So the Germans, or any other invaders, can march in the shade.
> FOR SALE: French rifles...never fired, only dropped once.

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