Working humor -- lawyers

God works wonders now and then;
Behold a lawyer, an honest man.
~ Benjamin Franklin

If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers. ~ Charles Dickens

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. ~ Charles Lamb

Lawyers I suppose were children once. ~ Charles Lamb

The trouble with law is lawyers. ~ Clarence Darrow

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. ~ David Mellor

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers. ~ Edward F. Halifax

An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for years or months. A competent attorney can delay one even longer. ~ Evelle Younger

If half the lawyers would become plumbers, two of man's biggest problems would be solved. ~ Felton Davis, Jr.

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice. ~ Franklin P. Jones

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true. ~ Gerald F. Lieberman

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